After I told Mary she was being too pushy, she IM'ed me again. I guess she thought if she waited overnight, I wouldn't feel as though we was being too pushy. So, instead I decided to push her a little bit, and she got a bit "embarrasive".
Me: I kind of feel like this isn't for real with all the pressure you are putting on me
Mary: what do you mean? you sound embarrasive and doubtful
Embarrasive? Not sure what that means - oh yes, of course, embarrassed! Wouldn't I be embarrassed if I was silly enough to hand over money to someone who I knew was stealing it from me? Do you think I know that you are trying to steal money from me Mary?
me: Yes, I am doubtful. Embarrassed, not so much...
Mary: oh really
me: oh yes (a little mocking here) If you aren't willing to hold it for us, then I understand, but it is a big decision to move across the state, and if you need to give it up to someone else, you go ahead
Mary: everything is 100% legit and backed by the law
Mary: ok just get back to me as soon as you fill out the application thanks
I found her very convincing. I mean if she says it's 100% legit and backed by the law, then why shouldn't I believe her. I'm not sure entirely to which law she is referring to, but by all means, any law must be a good law right?
So, I filled out the application as follows: (And, if you haven't figured it out, all this information is false!)
You really assured me today when we talked, so here is the application.
We found out today he got the job, and we are looking to move in the first of September.
=========== RENT APPLICATION =============
Also,Pls answer these questions below:
1)Your Full Name
Amy Unis Viceroy
2)Present Address(where you reside now) & Phone Number
3)How old are you
4)Are you married
5)How many people will be living in the apartment
6)Do you have a pet
7)Do you have a car
9)What is your religion
10)How long are you willing to stay
1 to 2 years
11)1 month Or 2 month deposit needed
I would only like to pay one month deposit"
This is also at which point I decided to turn the tables. Let's she how she reacts if I no longer take this little farce seriously.
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