Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Pretty Woman

As I'm walking up Broadway yesterday, heading straight for me was a crazy bag lady screaming her lungs out! She looked pretty well put together, clean clothes, and a cute berat which suited her so at first glance I wouldn't have pegged her for a hobo.

While she was still a good 25 ft. away she screeched: "I don't understand the women in this city!" and abruptly veered away from me and headed into the street.

However, just a few seconds later she shot her eyes back at me and barked at me questioningly, "Wait! Are you a woman?"

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