If you are wondering, the best lottery game currently raving amongst the hobo community is: CLUE. Technically you are paying for those lottery tickets, but hey - you are just spreading the wealth around right?
When we first walked into Albertsons we overheard a conversation between Mr. Cokehead and some little school kid.
Bum: "Don't drop out of school kid,... just trust me, don't."
Free PSA, and the first time I ever trusted a bum!
Shockingly, he got one foot in front of the other with enough prowess to make it from the front doors over to the customer service counter where he purchased two clue lottery tickets for $15 each. I thought he had frosting in his eyes they were so totally glazed over. After his 6 minute transaction, he stepped over to the side, and horded in on the next customers transaction.
Bum: "Really, you oughta get one of these clue tickets."
Customer: "Okay? I think I'm covered."
Bum: "No! You have to!"
Customer: "Alright, I'll take that into consideration."
Bum: "Seriously, they are so awesome! You scratch here and here and then over here, and then this over here (imagine pointing) tells you your winnings and then down here you scratch and you get something extra special. They are definitely worth the money, I always at least break even."
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